“A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” —Worlds funniest joke - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“Substitute “damn” every time you’re inclined to write “very;” your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.” —Mark Twain (via lifeofliterature)
“The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.” —
JKR - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
The funny thing is, this is in the Bible.
“This was why he limited himself to a few words, terribly careful of his syntax and pronunciation; and he was driven almost out of his mind, having so much talk bottled up inside him.” —C.P. Cavafy (The Prince from Western Libya)