netflix you’re a real dick. i’ve been staring at the blank tv screen because i was too lazy to click “yes, i’m still watching.” THANKS A LOT
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
"…I had a friend suggest getting two dishwashers, so you never have to empty it. You just have one for clean dishes and one for dirty dishes, and when you are out of clean dishes you just run the full one so they switch roles."
largely_uselesson a reddit thread for What’s the laziest thing you’ve ever seen?
I always imagine billionaires with solid gold cars, but now I know their secret: they have two dishwashers and never have to do the dishes
(via ryannorth)



